I'm making one of these because one day, I will tire of answerng these questions.

1. 
Q: Where did you get your name?
A: My first name came to me from sitting and dwelling on the darkest corners of my mind. I looked up goth names for my middle and last name :P Then to sound classy, I threw in III. I have a thing for long ass, fancy names.

2.
Q: What is your real name?
A: Only close, trusted friends know my real name. If you have to ask...

3.
Q: Why do you go by The Harlot's Roulette or Scarlet Harlot?
A: Cute story, actually. On a cruise, I wore this strapless, scarlet dress and my sister said to me, "You're a scarlet harlot!" I replied, "Thanks, except the harlot part." But I started to grow fond of the word "harlot." I didn't necessarily become one. I just...acted the role. The Harlot's Roulette comes from when I was going through a point of self-recognition and defined myself as the Three H's: Harlot, Heathen, Heretic. The Harlot's Roulette is exactly what it sounds like. A whore playing Russian Roulette except the bullet is love and the gun is a man. It's my motto for living the way you want until you find someone who makes you change into a better person.

4.
Q: Why do you write such dramatic stuff?
A: My life is dramatic, which is why I stopped watching Degrassi. It GOES there, and apparently, "there" is my school and life. Hip hip hoo-fucking-ray.

5.
Q: Don't you think you're a hypocrite for thinking Bam Margera is a douche, even though you are a fan?
A: Let me put it this way. I'm an honest person. I call a spade a spade, I call 'em as I see 'em. If Bammykins thinks it's fun to constantly torture his friends and family, all for the sake of money and air-time, then yes, he IS a douche. A sexy ass, cute douche. But a douche nonetheless. I probably feel this way because I grew up so damn fast. If Bam decides to do something constructive with his life (college, work, actually having a REAL job like his friends and family) then I will change my mind. But I still believe he is a severe closet queer who needs to be dragged out by his cute little nipples.

6.
Q: How can you make such harsh jokes about religion, race, and sexual orientation (or more like homosexuality)?
A: Because I used to be a serious Christian, I'm black, I'm bisexual, and I'm cynical. Can't take a joke? Eat my shit.

7.
Q: Explain your other screennames.
A: Say please.

8.
Q: PLEASE explain your other screennames.
A: Randomxfangirl = random hardcore fangirl. I am random and a hardcore fangirl for anyone/thing. SilasCilice was back during my DaVinci Code binge. I had a thing for the albino monk assassain, Silas. He wore a cilice, which goes around your thigh. Now think about that...XxloversxfadexX was when I was being a lame teeny bopper and threw in a bunch of X's to seem badass. I also was a fan of the song "Outsiders" by Franz Ferdinand which contains the lyrics, "Lovers fade and lovers die/But you still remain here". Forgive me.

9.
Q: What is, "My Dungeon in France" and "The Seventh Circle" all about?
A: When you see my location, it usually says one of those two. My Dunegon in France is a reference to me being in in my dad's basement in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The Seventh Circle, as anyone familiar with Dante's Inferno would know, is the level of Hell where you go for suicide/murder. That is where I am most of the year, in Atlanta, Georgia with my mom >.<

I hope that answers ALL questions. Now please disappear :)